Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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