- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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