- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

nolan is gay

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

can you pass the soap?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

i just wrote this so hard

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