How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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