- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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