- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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