Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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batman has diarrhea

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A fat guy!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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the WNBA

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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