whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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