Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A lot eh?

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Then none of us want to be right.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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