A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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