A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Your gay

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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