What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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