What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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