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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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