Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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