roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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nothing

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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salad days!

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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