- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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