- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

womens rights

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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