how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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don't just stand there

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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