I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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