- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Bob Saget that is all

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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