A man walked into a bar owch

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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