I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Connor is homosexuaI

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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