Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How about that airline food?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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