What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Feminism

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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