Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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You were born.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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A dyslexic blind man

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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