What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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I once did something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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