Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Women's professional sports

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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