Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

I'm going as the joker for halloween

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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