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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A penis walks into a bar..

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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