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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

guess what? bannanas

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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