Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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