- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skrillex.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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