An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

wanna hear a joke? yes

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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