What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Womens rights

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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