Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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