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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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