- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

i have yougurt mit traktor

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Pickles

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

whats my name? Matt

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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