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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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