Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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call me maybe.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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