Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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