What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I am quite mature.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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