- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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