- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Prostitution is bad.......

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Racial Equality

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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