- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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