- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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