What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

you give like i give lomain

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

AIDS

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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