Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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