- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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