- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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