- Anti Joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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