Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A American seeking into mexico

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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rent a cops

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ejaculation JLR

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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