Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Sam Hengal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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