whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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