How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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