- Anti Joke

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

It got hit by a rocket.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.