- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

women's rights.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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