- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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