- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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