How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the new green? Green

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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