- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Cancer.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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