Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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