- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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