- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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