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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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