What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you end a sentence

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

the WNBA.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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