- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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