- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

An Asian person drove home safely.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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