- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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