- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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