- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."