- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground