What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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