- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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