Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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