what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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