- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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