- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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