- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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